9 Punny Recipes for Your Next Bachelor Watch Party

I started watching The Bachelor over 10 years ago. Yes, I am a Bachelor franchise addict. I am an encyclopedia of useless knowledge about who has dated who off screen, the pointless drama that has happened, the contestants Chris Harrison has (supposedly) dated, and sadly, much more. I thought it was time to put this knowledge to good use and plan your next Bachelor/ette watch party menu using common phrases from the Bachelor franchise!

1. Garlic knot here for the right reasons

Are you here for the right reasons? Or are you here for the garlic knots? I’m definitely here for these 4-ingredient pesto garlic knots (and also the drama). Get the recipe here.

2. One-on-one date bars

You finally got a one-on-one! And it’s with these apricot date bars (time to go get ready!). What more could you ask for, true love? Nah, these are better. Get the recipe here.

3. I’m falling in loaf with you

Ok fine, you could ~technically~ use this pun for any type of bread based food, but this is the best one! And if you use this pun for anything else I’LL KNOW. If you want to stop being yelled at get the recipe here.

4. I see my future snack in this room

I mean, c’mon, does this not look like your next snack? Because if it doesn’t, rethink your snack choices. 4 ingredients, easy, and delicious as hell. Get the recipe here.

5. Fantasy Sweets

Ok so, this is really a pun for any dessert you want! Put out some candy, bake some treats, and enjoy the night! Get down and dirty at this fantasy sweet ;) These are some of my favorite dessert recipes (pictured above):

• Lemon Bars

• Candied Pecans

• Pretzel Chocolate Chip Cookies

• Chai Sugar Cookies

6. This is the final snack tonight

One final snack before we move onto the draaanks! These crostinis are so good and deserve some love (and unlike Bachelor love, this love will last). Get the recipe here.

7. The most dramatic martini yet

Ladies and gentleman, get ready for the most dramatic season martini yet. Bold flavors, delicious, and sure to get you driggity drunk! Get the recipe here.

8. Can I steal you for a prosecco?

Can I steal you for a prosecco? I mean, maybe if one of the contestants said this instead it would work better (who could say no?). Get the recipe here.

9. Will you accept this frosé?

Reader, will you accept this frosé? It comes with no strings attached and you don’t have to share a house with 20 year old influencers fighting for screen time. Get the recipe here.